Gettin' some ... access baby!
A real perk of the job here is privileged access.
You can go where others cannot.
It's like an exclusive club!
Sometimes you'll find a reminder of just how special you are -- with a sign announcing this is restricted to non-special persons ...
In case you are struggling to understand this amazing new technology, steps 1 and 2 clearly explain how this works. This can be very helpful so you don't, say, try to slide a credit card, key or other object here. Or expect the roof to retract. You slide your card and the door will open. It's a most complicated system.
BTW: "Light turns green door?" I don't remember that from physics class, but it sounds really cool.
And now here's a helpful sign if you don't understand when it may be the right time to try to use your ID card. For example, this is NOT the right time ...
We've made many attempts to visit this one with the red light on, just in hopes of seeing this "paddle." It sounds naughty.
Finally, among the more valuable perks of restricted access ...
... exclusive use of our emergency phones.
Please keep in mind:
If you're being chased by an attacker, have your ID card out before you get here. We hear one person was robbed at this phone as she fumbled to pull out her ID from the retractable badge holder on her belt.
So, you really are special!
(Just like everyone else.)
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