Exit strategy


Needing to get out of here? Just look up for the bright red exit sign.



The small arrows point the way, left or right.
One is for the nearest exit, the other is for the "scenic route."



Sometimes the arrow distracts you from the closest exit
in hopes you'll take the "scenic route."
This helps offices hidden from the public see a fresh face once in a while.



When there are no arrows, you must figure it our yourself.
Take the "L" elevator here to exit.
Or is this the Robinson elevator?
We're not supposed to use elevators in case of fire?
Ahhh! Too complicated!



Please watch out for obstacles at an exit.

Yes, ma'am we're taking a photo of a sign. Now get out of the way!

Human psychology experiment below:
We've posted conflicting exit signs.
Then we baited the exit door with excessive decoration.
Now, what will people do?



The hospital has mixed in green exit signs with the usual red,
thus saving on Christmas decorations ...




Some exits require physical touch.



A secret trap door opens when suckers fall for this one.
Who pushes to exit when there is no door, anyway?



This one is a bit tricky.
Touch with your pinkie finger and thumb only:



Then there's Exit Sign's evil twin,
the NO Exit sign.



Also known as Not an Exit sign ...



These can really help when a door looks like an attractive exit.



Sometimes an exit morphs into a no exit.
Here it helps to have MacGruber on campus.



I discovered the hard way: this is not an exit.
I didn't see a No Exit sign anywhere.


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