The stairs are fun

Your safety is very important to us. So we post specific instructions to help you. In case of emergency, pay attention to our signs ...

Of course, Do Not Use Elevator In Case of Emergency. Just As Important, Please Capitalize Every Damn Word Of Your Sentences So We Can Fully Understand You!




When fleeing the building (again, by stairs only), try to stay calm. Hopefully you have practiced a pirouette position, as instructed by the sign here. And also extend your freakishly long arm back toward the helpless pets you must leave behind to die on the first step ...



Keep a cheerful state of mind as you proceed down the stairs. After all, being engulfed in flames -- as depicted on this sign -- is no reason to suddenly act all serious and stuff ...