The Two Anatomys

We've seen some interesting names on door signs around campus. Based on the sign below, we're assuming both Anatomy Morgues are authorized to enter this area.





Can you imagine the first day they arrived here?

Anatomy Morgue #1: "Hi there, my name is Anatomy Morgue."
Anatomy Morgue #2: "Hey, that's my name, too!"

Anatomy Morgue #1: "No way! That's never happened before."

Anatomy Morgue #2: "Me neither."

Anatomy Morgue #1: "So just curious: did your friends call you 'Morgie' when you were a kid?"

Anatomy Morgue #2: "OMG Yes! FINALLY after all these years someone else understands my painful childhood. This is so amazing!

... and since that day, Reed and Amy have just felt like outsiders to the group.

Update: Map Extinction

Last year we reported on a super cool retro campus map from 1993. It had lots of fun stuff on it, like the location of our orange escalators and special Pentagon structure for hospital defense ...


But then someone stole that sign shortly after our post.

Fortunately, security policy requires a backup to every map on campus precisely for this type of situation.

We verified the existence of the backup 1993 campus map last year, but we protected its location using advanced crime-scene blurring technology:



Today it is with great sadness that we must report the tragic news: sign thieves have taken the backup 1993 campus map as well.

These priceless, rare works of art are impossible to replace -- much like a stolen Picasso or Rembrandt.



We'll be watching Christie's Auctions as well as eBay and CraigsList to see if it turns up. If you have any information about the stolen backup 1993 campus map, please call KU Police. All callers will remain anonymous.